I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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