if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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