how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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