I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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