From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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