She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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