I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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