just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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