Whod you bang
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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