Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
My feet surprised me
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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