guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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