She's JV to your varsity
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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