yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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