11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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