he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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