i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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