My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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