I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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