fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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