is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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