I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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