Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
vagina is talking i cant
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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