Its about making memories worth repressing
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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