I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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