Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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