curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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