just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Will exercising make me less horny?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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