I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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