Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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