She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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