Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He shit in the fireplace
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She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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