Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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