so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My ATM looks so different sober.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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