Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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