Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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