is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
There r osticjed everywhere
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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