What a fucking waste of an outfit
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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