Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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