kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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