One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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i drank out of a bidet.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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