So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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