i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you win again, gameday.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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