I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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