he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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