he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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