No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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