Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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