dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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