so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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