Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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