margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Randomize
