Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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