Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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