im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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