I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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