your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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