he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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