I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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