I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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