i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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