id be glad to
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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